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All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you. I hate making making waffles: separate eggs, beat whites to soft peaks, fold in, etc. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. I know what youre thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no, Stuart Little is a piece of shit. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. twitchquotes: I fucking hate Stuart Little. Look, This Mouse is a Jerk: Stuart Little. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible.
![i hate stuart little i hate stuart little](https://pics.me.me/jun-we-hate-stuart-19-little-day-i-hate-stuart-34216927.png)
I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no.